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Wanna Wumbo Together?

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.

How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

8bitmonkey:

lucianovecchio:<—- Follow!

Spider-Gwen!

ugh:

versacesquad:

where is his oscar

i’m screaming

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

cooldragonboy4000:

this literally fucked me up so bad

horrorgrafia:

Hahaha ☺

horrorgrafia:

Hahaha ☺

thecomicsvault:

"He wasn’t ready for you."
"No, I think he wasn’t ready for you.”

MILES MORALES: ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #4
Art by David Marquez & Justin Ponsor

thecomicsvault:

Captain America vs. Iron Man: Round 2
CIVIL WAR #7 (April 2007)
Art by Steve McNiven (pencils), Dexter Vines (inks) & Morry Hollowell (colors)
Words by Mark Millar

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

what-whatintheassbutt:

peredhelhathladring:

dylanthescientist:

doctor-choochoo:

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

Excuse me bitch math is green science is blue

hell no math is blue. science is green. literature is red and social studies is yellow

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No science and medical is blue, command and flight is yellow, and engineering and security is red

tuxedoducklinq:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY